"ah--no, I cut that shit up and put it in a box."

...ke. SO... school? Kicking my ass with a rubbah spoon, but yaknow since I've ban so away, gess wat? I will grace u wit my precense, with a funny ass story that hapened last week.
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 ready?
:D :D
So... because I suck, I got furred, and cuz i'm yellho!
you probably think my mama owns a resteraunt and makes foods fer yer mama, and my mama and you mama are food friends, and that makes us friends! :D



well stfhuagtfob.! i made fob, but it really just says shut.the.fucking.hell.up.and.get.the.fuck.off.bitch. but i like fob more. LEAVE FOBS! D:<
HO SHEET FOB ATACK!!
 attackattackattack

pffffttt.... where was i? yeh. oke. so like uhm she does own a resteraunt, and like ohmygoggles, her food is amazing! :D you should go. shamelessadvertising... but actually, don't go; I work there, and signing all those audographs hurts my hand, yo. Eat the food, don't look at me with godlike wonder. <.<

so... she owns a resteraunt, blahblahblah, uhm, I am a waiter, oh! shit, fucking distracted, so anyway...
you know, i'm doing the waiter shit, spitting in food, and stealing tips, and all of the sudden, I get the weirdest ass feeling...

like I"m...

being watched...
so i turn around, and nothing.
later on, again...

strange....

ass....

feeling....
and then i turn around again, and this GIRL IS STURN @ ME. okay? and homequrl ain't evn cute, she just got this whole thing going on. 
 ick. so... like a bitch, i run the fuq away. hell no, i ain't getting bit by vagina teeth. 
so i  keep doin tha fam thing. again, catch bitch sturn. and again. well gess wat? KVN DON'T LIKE BEING LOOKED @.
 he like lookin. so when errthing was cool, i went to the kitchen, and grabbed a BIG ASS BOWL OF RYCE. then, i went to the bar counter, stared back at her, and NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM that shit, until she looked away, and quickly left. Looked a bit like

  man no sticks no forks no napkin, my fingers and errthing. real rul classy. chyeah.
  ain't no one eatin it. kvn pwned yo ass, can't stand it, gtfob.
now you prolly like

 well yeh u do.
i was harraasseed.



... 

lahmao well i'm tired.
love ya bby, but

AAYYYYEEEEEE'

 
 bechu gladd I'm baq!


chheeayyyhh

What happend to the illustrious KVN?
blahblahblahpoliceahemgayguysayswhat?blahblahblah

but will that stop me?!
will I get off of the internets (y'know, when I'm unsueprvised?) 

Am I a bad ass? :D . <.< I mean.. YEh!
but more importantly, AM I GHEY because I fear  respect my moma authoritay?
....
..
 HELL YES! oh, oh hold on,


alright, after a few adjustments,
AYE YOH! SO I AM TOTALLY RIDING THE ASS OF SOCIAL MEDIA NOW
super poppullarrr: gots a werdferfriends, (kvnmyninja) that i have yet to win..
gots a twitteerrrrrr:@KVNMYNINJA
got a bloggeerrrr: kevincommandsyou
now a tumblah! (coming soon; might just take eze's..)

hit me up; follow, befriend, all that lovin' shit.
what was the point of alll ooo ddiisss??
I'm back.