THINGS ALL KIND OF FUH_HUH_CKED UP

1. the price of gas, daym I sound oold, but dammit! As soon as I get my paycheck, it goes into my tank. How can I buy po--books with no monies?! D: mexican sad face D}:{>
teehee chinese sad face. ~^~ elemenohpee
2. tea, whoever told you I didn't like water taste is a bitch, and whoever decided "hey, water taste sucks, let's make it taste like piss (cuz that's what tea is, elephant piss) and flowers! :D" no. dumbass.
3. my friend's dad death. I was like whoa. that's so strange, when you and Jen were hanging out all day, and then-- Bam. life is over. so short; and he was a nice guy. Wellllll think he was, I never met him, cuz whenever i try to come to come over, your mama like, "Nao." So I never seen him, but i'm assuming he is a nice guy, cuz you always got monies. :D But, I think you'll be okay; it hurts now, but we gotchu. #FRIENDS:D
4. legos. Those things get harder each year; swur, when i was like four, those things were like playdoh, now my bitch ass bro leaves on the the ground, and i keep stepping on these green ass bricks. I'm going to colelct them, and stuff them into a pressure gun. >:D Watch out hoes.


xD Yo hoho and a bottle of hoes!, a pirates life for me.

i wish i was that cool.

In five...four...thre...two...one...

hheeyy!!! :D guess who's back? :D well not really me. I've been filling out college shit, and this was kindasorta just an announcement:
ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN A RED H&M JACKET, aka bitch numbah one, and bitch numbah 2 I"m lookin' at chu, RETURN IT. I HAD YET TO WRITE MY NAME IN IT, AND I'D LIEK IT BACK!! D:

..and to whoever has it, shutup, tis not ghey. Its just from H&M.

shutuppp,,, its from the guy section! ..no. #ffacck. just-- write the name in it, please?

and maybe now u wundr y i write my name in shit: CUZ ITS MINE! and people steal shit. then bitches get popped. 

skuls... uh.. USC:) yyeaahbuuddy cmoncmon acceptance!! >w< or, uh---shit my mom won't let me go to no slacker school, so byebye USMKC, that school is DOPE. Who the fack needs to go to med school?
PFFT NOT ME.

K.



bye.

oh. cuz you sao obnoxious.
"My name is KEVIN, and I LIKE FISHIE. GO SEE FISHIE. NOW. CUZ ITS AWESOME. AND I WAS NOT FORCED TO WRITE THIS. UNICORNS. click this, or I just might die.
hey the TOP costume is cool btw~ ^_^ gonna be a penguuiin1!! eeeeeeeeeeeeee

"ah--no, I cut that shit up and put it in a box."

...ke. SO... school? Kicking my ass with a rubbah spoon, but yaknow since I've ban so away, gess wat? I will grace u wit my precense, with a funny ass story that hapened last week.
ok
ok
ok
ok
ok
ok
 ready?
:D :D
So... because I suck, I got furred, and cuz i'm yellho!
you probably think my mama owns a resteraunt and makes foods fer yer mama, and my mama and you mama are food friends, and that makes us friends! :D



well stfhuagtfob.! i made fob, but it really just says shut.the.fucking.hell.up.and.get.the.fuck.off.bitch. but i like fob more. LEAVE FOBS! D:<
HO SHEET FOB ATACK!!
 attackattackattack

pffffttt.... where was i? yeh. oke. so like uhm she does own a resteraunt, and like ohmygoggles, her food is amazing! :D you should go. shamelessadvertising... but actually, don't go; I work there, and signing all those audographs hurts my hand, yo. Eat the food, don't look at me with godlike wonder. <.<

so... she owns a resteraunt, blahblahblah, uhm, I am a waiter, oh! shit, fucking distracted, so anyway...
you know, i'm doing the waiter shit, spitting in food, and stealing tips, and all of the sudden, I get the weirdest ass feeling...

like I"m...

being watched...
so i turn around, and nothing.
later on, again...

strange....

ass....

feeling....
and then i turn around again, and this GIRL IS STURN @ ME. okay? and homequrl ain't evn cute, she just got this whole thing going on. 
 ick. so... like a bitch, i run the fuq away. hell no, i ain't getting bit by vagina teeth. 
so i  keep doin tha fam thing. again, catch bitch sturn. and again. well gess wat? KVN DON'T LIKE BEING LOOKED @.
 he like lookin. so when errthing was cool, i went to the kitchen, and grabbed a BIG ASS BOWL OF RYCE. then, i went to the bar counter, stared back at her, and NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM that shit, until she looked away, and quickly left. Looked a bit like

  man no sticks no forks no napkin, my fingers and errthing. real rul classy. chyeah.
  ain't no one eatin it. kvn pwned yo ass, can't stand it, gtfob.
now you prolly like

 well yeh u do.
i was harraasseed.



... 

lahmao well i'm tired.
love ya bby, but

AAYYYYEEEEEE'

 
 bechu gladd I'm baq!


chheeayyyhh

What happend to the illustrious KVN?
blahblahblahpoliceahemgayguysayswhat?blahblahblah

but will that stop me?!
will I get off of the internets (y'know, when I'm unsueprvised?) 

Am I a bad ass? :D . <.< I mean.. YEh!
but more importantly, AM I GHEY because I fear  respect my moma authoritay?
....
..
 HELL YES! oh, oh hold on,


alright, after a few adjustments,
AYE YOH! SO I AM TOTALLY RIDING THE ASS OF SOCIAL MEDIA NOW
super poppullarrr: gots a werdferfriends, (kvnmyninja) that i have yet to win..
gots a twitteerrrrrr:@KVNMYNINJA
got a bloggeerrrr: kevincommandsyou
now a tumblah! (coming soon; might just take eze's..)

hit me up; follow, befriend, all that lovin' shit.
what was the point of alll ooo ddiisss??
I'm back.

Like this city is on fire tonight..

Shit is this turning into a wtf am i listening to blog?
STUCK LIKE A MUDDAFUCKA IN MY HEAD
 ehm no. the white one.
 thur wee goh. ;D

bahm bah duhm dum, new technologee, gee

and a stickay keyboard to boot
O.o
its not what you think!!
Do you know a cleaner way to eat ice cream while you masticate?
::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/''//.;;;;;;;;;;''p/[l;'p;;;;;;; cleaning my keyboard duuurrr
 

all you android users of teh stars; gess what?
EYE GOT UN HTC n i wanna pley werds with frends with you! :D
USER:kevinmyninja

yer going dooowwwnnn :D
 haha itsalljustagame. not its just. thisizsrius...


Loser types in caps lock "kebbin sao sexy!" in the comment below ;D DEAL?

eetz boredom at its finest, my readers! out of the three hundred views that i have, i know one of you homeskilletzzz got a phones.

 right?

heyhey you know what isn't fun? huhdoyahdoyahdoyahdoyahdoyahdoyahdoyah?

 and the people who live inside them, and carry around smaller versions of themselves in them.

nomnomnom, wish I had rice. :(